January 2011
December 2010
Year In Review
1) Where did you begin 2010? Amanda’s bed
2) What was your status by Valentine’s Day? taken
3) Were you in school anytime this year? Hell yeah. UCCC
4) How did you earn your money? Toys ‘R’ Us and Saugerties Day Camp
5) Did you have to go to the hospital? Yeah, kindof, for my WIZARDING TEETH
6) Did you have any encounters with the police? Pulled over a couple times,...
“I hate when I just want to look at someone’s Tumblr but their layout is...”
So, It's The Last Day Of 2010
I don’t care.
Temperature Conversion Table
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iTunes Shuffle Story
I decided, since I was so bored, to turn my itunes on shuffle and try to write a story including a random song title in each sentence.
The first sentence includes the first random song (or at least as close as I could get for it to fit into tense and subject rules), the second including the second, etc.
It’s an alright way to pass the time if you’re bored, but its pretty...
layyblews:
i’m lurking my cousin’s facebook because he is best friends with my old math teacher. after searching through all of his friends, i didn’t find what i was looking for. franklin, Y U NO HAVE FACEBOOK?
Lorrae, why can’t I just reply to your shit, it’s annoying. I’ve searched forever for a Mr.Franklin Facebook to no avail, he’s an elusive creature. I did text...
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Poem about Teddy Bears and Juggalo Robots Fucking...
100 stuffed bears sit cozy by the fire
Usually these creatures are docile, uninspired
But for one weekend every year something changes
For their taste in a partner, it suddenly ranges
Instead of desiring their own fluffy kind
The bears sudden lust drives them out of their minds
The bears strive to make love to robots but not just any type
Juggalo robots are the only kind that appeal to...
Merry Christmas Bill Murray
There was GAY PORN on my dashboard...
It made me really uncomfortable.
I’m all in favor of gay rights, and seeing gay people hold hands is great.
Gays kissing is fine in moderation, I hate seeing people make out in general so too much is too much.
But gay porn makes me really uneasy.
I guess it makes me a hypocrite because I’m cool with straight porn being on my dashboard.
WHATEVER CALL ME A CLOSED MINDED ASSHOLE!
Time for a hilarious pun that I made at Amanda's...
Troy Johnson was explaining that at his school there is an enormous deaf population. We began talking about it more in depth, and I inquired as to how a deaf guy that was missing a hand could sign. Troy told me that he knew a deaf guy that was missing something like 6 fingers. So I asked if the guy was a…DEAF LEPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not funny to anyone but me…
I didn't really get into any new music this...
but here’s my 10 minute brainstorm “Top 5” +1
Don’t judge me, I’ve been listening to a lot of Pop-Punk lately.
1.) Terrible Things- Terrible Things
Summed up in a sentence: “Ex-Members of Taking Back Sunday, Hot Rod Circuit, and Coheed & Cambria can’t go wrong.”
Tracks to check out: Terrible Things, Revolution, The Hills of Birmingham
2.)...
Go download "A Santa Cause: It's a Punk Rock... →
It’s fun!!!
Found my Math notebook. From Senior Year of...
Homosexuals
Are really awesome, and know
Pirate karate
*******
Hey! New Found Glory!
Why did you remove the “A”
In front of your name?
*******
Walking, head held high
He patrols them carefully.
The Terwilliger.
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Startling Realization...
Fuckin’ Terry told me that I have “Edward Norton nipples”. He then realized that he meant “Edward Cullen nipples”
At first I thought: “That makes no sense…you’re an idiot.”
But then I made that picture and what i saw blew my mind…
Food For Thought.
There are over 580 Toys R Us stores across the US.
In nearly all of them, the same soundtrack is played on repeat at least 3 times a day.
That means that on any given day, at Toys R Us stores alone, “mmmBop” is played at least 1,740 times.
My store on an average day (outside of the Christmas season) has at least 5 employees working at any given time. With that being said, my store...
Can't let Hannah Sterrs pass me at my own "Post A...
That you’ve ridden in a car with
People that you’ve ridden in a car with:
Jon Bodnar
Ben Hall
Terry Orlando
Ryan Lindgren’s Sister
Ryan Lindgren
Haley Johnson
Amanda Petersen
Mark Rovereto
Ron Miles
Taylor Hetherington
Megan Long
Norman Desch
Raphael Dijk
Matt Costoso
Billy Wynkoop
(Trying to keep these lists “WTF?”)
That you were friends with in...
